I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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