Dual....:-)
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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