yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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