I heard we made out
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
