so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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