and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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