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(216): View more from Ohio

I don't usually arrange sex via text message

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(708): View more from Illinois

Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.

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(254): View more from Texas

When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.

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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls

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(502): View more from Kentucky

So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�

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(760): View more from California

Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.

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(928): View more from Arizona

I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.

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(817): View more from Texas

After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.

(813): View more from Florida

A snake? I must've been gone...

(817): View more from Texas

After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..

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