Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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