As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
