No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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