You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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