Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
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It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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