i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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