I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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