it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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