i jhust puked up my retainher.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
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I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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