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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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