I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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