Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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