I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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