so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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