fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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