Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
