i just google imaged poop.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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