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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
