at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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