omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
This is my gift to your gina
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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