is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
organizing the empties. That sober.
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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