It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
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The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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The feeling are messing with the penis
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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