My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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