so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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