He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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