Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
PS: I just woke up from my shower
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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