I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
