i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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