Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
