We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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