she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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