if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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