dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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