So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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