Sponge bath it is.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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