Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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