I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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