I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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