I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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