"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I came so hard my ears popped.
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