You're completely useless in the revolution.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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