She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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