Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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