Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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