the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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