I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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