where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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