gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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