did you get engaged???
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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