we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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